(PDF/EPUB) [Alice AUTHOR Christina Henry]
Ou should most definitely look elsewhere On the other hand if you re like me and are looking Ravishing Ruby for something like this I highly recommend Christina Henry s spin on things All the Stars Many thanks to myriend Christopher or putting this on the radar or me This selection was chosen as part of the Winter Reading Challenge my library puts on each year Four books and the limited edition coffee mug will be MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE Alice dreamed of blood Blood on her hands and under her eet blood in her mouth and pouring rom her eyes The room was Old Yeller filled with it This is one of the best darkest and most disturbing retellings I have ever read The author gets extremely creative with this world weaving in characters we recognizerom the original Alice in Wonderland but telling a very different kind of story If you like your retellings to stay close to the original then don t waste your time with Alice it is very differentThe world created here is not our world and it is not Wonderland It s a horor Flying by the Seat of My Pants: Flight Attendant Adventures on a Wing and a Prayer fantasy style setting in aictional place called the Old City Ever since Alice returned to her parents after going missing as a child with blood running down her legs missing memories and strange inexplicable abilities she has been deemed mad Years later she s in a hospital Her only Lincoln: An Illustrated Biography friend is Hatcher the man who talks to herrom the next cell and also remembers very little of his life before And then one night a On Being Human: Reflections on Life and Living fire at the hospital sets them bothree but their suffering is Frommers Irreverent Guide to Walt Disney World farrom overAfter escaping they see a shadow of a monster watching them and somehow Hatcher knows what it means the Jabberwock is ree And there is only one way to kill him To ind it Alice and Hatcher are orced deep into the bowels of the Old City a place run by overlords the Walrus the Carpenter the Caterpillar and Cheshire And somewhere in the darkness of this city uelled by pain and misery there lies the Bring it Alice I m not scared Oh how I should haveTRIGGER WARNING Graphic rape a lot and violence By no means is Alice a Who's There on Halloween? flawless book and I m not gonna lie theirst chapters if they hooked me confused me as hell in the same time Who are these people What do they want What are their relationships like Where the Jurisdiction fuck are they What s this world where human traffic rape and violence are common practices where the awful way women are treated makes me want to scream To be honest I always thought that Alice in Wonderland was weird asuck and developed in an undercurrent of crazy violence and here Well Christina Henry sure pictured the characters we know in the most terrifying light I love this kind of retellings with passion and despite the horror I couldn t help but be mesmerized at all the magical and strange creatures we meet Moreover as long as it took Hip Pocket Sleaze: The Lurid World of Vintage Adult Paperbacks for me to simply understand what was going on it didn t influence my interest not at any moment From theirst page I was intrigued horrified drowned into this sick journey of theirs It started with my breath thinning then gasping and struggling Mookie: Life, Baseball, and the '86 Mets for air I was there with Alice who coudn t annoy me even if she keptollowing Hatcher around because after what she lived through it made sense and she was lucid about her need and their somewhat unhealthy relationship Perhaps this world orces her to be taken care of by a man but nobody owns her and she makes sure that everyone knows it Fierce ierce Alice she s in no need of saving after all Trust me on this And then there s Hatcher Hatcher whose madness took violent turns sometimes and whose mind we could never really trust but Hatcher who was ready to do anything to protect her Starting Alice I didn t expect his character and he surprised me in the best way possibleThis said I won t say that their relationship didn t surprise or make me uncomfortable at times because it did What is it that they have Love Friendship Whatever it is its evolution is beautiful Really though Their uest Clawback for revenge and blood captivated me and I rootedor them to kill these uckers something ierce Whoops This said I didn t enjoy some parts of it I m not lying when I say that this book is really rape y and wanted Sugar in the Raw: Voices of Young Black Girls in America for some men to go over the stereotyping lust because really that s why I can t bring myself to give it theull 5 If I never got the impression that rape was used as a plot device but rather as a way to show how monstruous and excruciating this world is and NEVER condoned in any way I don t like the Cooking for Company fact that almost all men are bad Thanks godor view spoilerHatcher hide spoiler 35 I wish I were a magicianI d ind all those lost girls and bring them home I d take all those men who hurt those girls and make them cry Woah This adds an entire new dimension to the word dark If you can think of something gruesome or violent or harrowing it s probably in this bookI read Lost Boy by Christina Henry and although that story contained murder and ighting and battle it wasn t nearly on the same scale as Alice was This bordered on horror Factory Girls: From Village to City in a Changing China for me at leastAlice and Hatcher met while in a mental institution Both have committed horrific crimes though Alice can remember very little of her past something to do with a rabbit and being kidnapped When the chanceor them to escape arises they grasp it with both hands and leg it However a shadow monster the Jabberwocky has also escaped the institution and seems to be My Wife's Affair following themAlice and Hatcher mustind a way to destroy the Jabberwocky passing through the many areas of the Old City meeting some Chicken, Chicken, Duck! familiar characters but not as you would remember them Alice is aar cry Inspirations from the timid young girl we knowrom Lewis Carroll s stories and rom Disney This Alice has seen some horrors and will do whatever necessary to surviveI did ind this book entertaining albeit slightly sickening in places I ll say I still preferred Lost Boy as it remained truer to the original story than this one did But I liked it enough that I will order the seuel Move Over, Victoria--I Know the Real Secret: Surrendering the Lies That Bind You to the God Who Frees You from the library and see what happens to Alice and Hatcher next She must start believing in impossible thingsor impossible things kept appearing before her eyes Review 1255Well as a retelling that did a rather curious jobI was so excited to read this book It s even on my can t wait to read shelf There is something about the idea of a retelling in which Alice has escaped Slo Mo! from an asylum that soits the wondrous aura of the original book Yet this did not stick to any of the plot points truly Which was very disappointing I imagine it would be extremely difficult to manufacture a narrative Poor Mrs. Rigsby from the nearly unrelated curiosities of the original Alice in Wonderland Tim Burton certainly struggled but it seemed like the only thing this attempt did was take some namesIt seems that this is not the only sharedactor between Tim Burton s adaptation and Christina Henry s Both Pirates, Ships, and Sailors focus upon the plotline of Alice defeating the Jabberwocky which is somewhat ridiculous if you think about it Both reuire a certain blade to kill it Both have weird sexualizations of the plot points which is so odd because the original Alice is a CHILD Especially Henry s the entirety of the book was centered upon human traffickingor prostitution and sexual assault Both have significantly aged Alices perhaps to it this Maybe Henry WAS ADAPTING BURTON S TAKE ON adapting Burton s take on book rather than the book itself It all came off as very plagiarizedThings specifically that bugged me about Henry s take Alice travels with her middle aged mental institution next door neighbor whom she is in love with or some reason He to the best of my detection is not modeled upon a character The Rabbit is a villain the main one and does not share any attributes with the original White Rabbit In War Made New: Technology, Warfare, and the Course of History: 1500 to Today fact it seems that Henry may have intended the Rabbit to mean the March Hare Everyone in the book is a villain and there is a strange incorporation of charactersrom Through the Looking Glass but not the important ones Tweedle Dee Tweedle Dum and the chess pieces A Boy in Winter for example go undiscussed Maybe in the next books In general it was sorustrating to try to compare this book to the original because it didn t add up And that is all the Frost at Midnight fun of retellingsAfter 291 pages of unspeakable violence the ending of this book was unbelievably anticlimactic Weollow Alice and Hatcher her extremely
old my only character trait is I m a crazy murderer love interest as they battle their way to the my only character trait is I m a crazy murderer love interest as they battle their way to the boss characters the Rabbit and the Jabberwocky I don t want to spoil anything so I ll just say we encounter these guys Princess Baby, Night-Night for a total of the last dozen pages Veryrustrating God I m so upset by how much I hated this What a cool concept entirely dashedBottom line if you like very violent books you may like this If you like retellings you will not I sure didn. One night a The Pentagon Papers: Making History at the Washington Post fire at the hospital gives the woman a chance to escape leaving herree to uncover the truth about what happened to her all those years ,
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32518 ON SALE Improbable Destinies: Fate, Chance, and the Future of Evolution for 199 When Iirst read ALICE I had a hard time categorizing it It was Victorian but it wasn t steampumk It was horror ish Fortunately it very obviously a retelling so at least I had that BUT Just having read this article I can now solidly identify it at DREADPUNK grins creepilyReviewed by Rabid Reads45 starsThe On a Cold Road: Tales of Adventure in Canadian Rock first thing you should know is that I bloody hate ALICE IN WONDERLAND Inact with the exception of THE JABBERWOCKEY which I appreciate or English nerd reasons nonsense words that make sense bc masterful command of grammar I bloody hate Lewis Carroll Too weird sorrynotsorryI ve also read an installment or two of Henry s BLACK WINGS series and I wasn t terribly impressed My top two least avorite subjects in urban antasy are dead things and angels BLACK WINGS is basically about angels dealing with dead things SO A book rom an author I ve previously not had much luck with on a subject I ve loathed since childhood You re probably wondering why on earth I bothered with ALICE Honestly so did IAnd if it hadn t immediately captured my attention I doubt I d ve stuck with it But it did And I didThe second thing you should know is that this book isn t Nini for theaint of heart This Alice is an adult who s spent the last ten years institutionalized after stumbling out of the Old City with blood on her thighs raving about a rabbitYES That means exactly what you think it meansAnd what happened to Alice isn t uncommon in this world Usually this kind of thing has me running screaming in the opposite direction but ALICE is a perfect example of the difference between dark and crudeDark means real life Bad Things happen It s awful it s presented as awful but you re mostly seeing the aftermath of the awful not a play by play account in real timeIt s realistic but not shockingly soCrude means your I Love My Dad (Disney Princess) face is shoved in the awful bc this is life suck it up and deal with it you pansy suburban housewife Crude means deliberately crass terminology usedor the express purpose of making something already awful even awfulI have zero tolerance Flight, Vol. 7 for crudeDark I can handle And if the perpetrators get what s coming to them my bloodthirstiness comes out to play and rolls around in the darkness Like some kind ofiery eyed hellhoundALICE is darrrrrrrrrk But it s also a perfect blend of old school Carroll strangeness and modern urban antasy albeit in a Victorian setting that I could not put down I read the whole thing on a Saturday afternoonI loved the characters especially our two MCs Alice and Hatcher who were each other s only solace or eight years in the hospital where they were held Despite the shared experience and insanity they are as different as two people can be their disparate strengths and weaknesses making them that much stronger togetherThe world was bleak yet ascinating Make no mistake Bad Things happen here BUT There is also justice and that makes all the difference ALICE by Christina Henry is hopefully the irst of many installments in this new weirdly Camp Rex fantastic series definitely my most surprising read of the year soar Henry s Alice knows that sometimes you have to hurt people before they can hurt you and she doesn t hesitate to do exactly that And even if she did her mad companion Hatcher thusly named or the killing renzy that resulted in at least six deaths by ax would not They re on a mission and if they re coming Touch of Enchantment for you Run Rabbit run My other reviewsor this series Red ueen Alice 2 Welcome to the grimy tales of Alice in Darkland Team of Alice and Hatcher or let s call them ALCHER are getting out of the asylum When Dads Don't Grow Up for avenging the people who put them there and leaveor nearly 10 Miles from Kara freaking yearsAlice was raped by a rabbit and she retaliated by taking his eye with the knife as like the rabbit put an ugly knife scar across the cheeks to mark her She ran away inront of the horrified servants of rabbit but her own amily disowned her so the only person helped her to survive throughout her asylum years was Hatcher who also witnessed the massacre of his wife and kidnapping of his own daughterTeam Alcher reminds you of Natural Born Killers Mickey and Mallory or You s Joe and Love but their only resemblance is being blood thirsty killers They re not sociopaths stalkers obsessive psychopaths Both of them keeps their light and goodness inside but the traumatic experiences and abandonment made them who they are right nowThis retelling is dirty irritating nerve bending graphic brutal It s even darker than Grimm Brothers stories There are massacres rape illegal girl trafficking cannibalism violent murders FEEL LIKE YOU JUST STEPPED feel like you just stepped the dark side of the moonAt parts I couldn t decide if I should be afraid of the monsters of the books or inner monsters of the normal people who took control of them or diving into violent acts When Alcher leaves the asylum they accidentally reed one of the most dangerous creature Jabberwocky out there But at some parts we see that Alice can control Jabberwock so does it make her terrifying creatureWhen Alice ollows her bloody gruesome vulgar path she turns into Tarantino s Bride rom Kill Bill and starts her avenging game Her partners in crime Hatcher accompanied her at everywhere they saved each other s lives and at the end we understand their stories didn t end so arThis one is exciting heart throbbing but also mind numbing and definitely so much bloody journey that I can ever imagine Yes this story should be adapted into series but only Tarantino s direction can deal with so much blood violence rottennessI loved the irst book and I m so ready to dive into second one even though there are mixed reviews and heavy criticism about the direction of the story Let s read and decide about it With Alice in Wonderland Lewis Carroll has created a world that has taken root in many people s minds Wonderland s mysterious inhabitants have entrenched themselves into our dreams has taken root in many people s minds Wonderland s mysterious inhabitants have entrenched themselves into our dreams soon as we heard or read about them It should come as no surprise then that this realm has spawned millions of references not to mention the abundance of stories that sprouted in other minds with Disney twists and darker turns but always with the Cheshire s grin somewhere lurking about When I read Lewis Carroll s work or myself I came away a bit disappointed The story elt too disjointed the characters not relatable enough and beyond the irst moments of awe through encountering such strange creatures and absurd landscapes lay a eeling of anticlimax Maybe it s the vivid and highly appealing image that has been painted of Wonderland or maybe it s the eeling that could be discovered in the white rabbits s burrow but despite my disillusionment something about the story keeps ascinating me I think the true power of Wonderland is ound in how it works differently in everybody s imagination For some the set pieces that were created here have become molds A treatise on the law of marital rights in Texas for their own dreams Wonderland being a river bed through which their ownantasies run their course For me Wonderland used to be that place where imagination has gone the arthest a horizon or my daydreams Recently it also Lots of Hearts felt that it s whereancy has got the longest way ahead of it as I dream of taking a left where Alice has taken a right Christina Henry is one of the many authors to have decided that could be done with Wonderland and her take on the matter has been largely met with praise When I started this book I was skeptical of an author who had to make use of a mold to get her story out there On the other hand there is no better mold than the one that s got Made in Wonderland etched on the bottom so I decided to give it a try And at irst I was highly entertained The green grassy hills made way or an industrial city the sparkling blue rivers have been replaced by green sludge and the merry cast of characters have become either bruised and battered victims or terrifying monsters Alice herself is no longer the curious girl but a scared scarred and confused woman who has to deal with the trauma of rape while being locked away in a mental institution Dark clouds gather Why Diets Make Us Fat: The Unintended Consequences of Our Obsession with Weight Loss fires erupt and another tumble down the rabbit hole ensues only this time it s going to be bloodyBut as with the original my initial enthusiasticeelings did not endure Four stars became three and as I wrote this review it even dropped to two This is because at some point the narrative was showing some symptoms of the Young Adult Literature disease The irst symptom overexplanation spoonfeeding of interpretations making the implicit needlessly explicit Juicy lines that are meant to grab the reader s interest are put in italics just to make sure you can t miss their genius Where Lewis Carroll left a lot of silhouettes in his shrouds of mystery Ch. In a warren of crumbling buildings called the Old City a hospital echoes with the screams of the poor souls inside Inside there is a woman Her hair on. ,
Ristina Henry drags them out into the spotlight and explains them away Nothing is left up to the imagination As if it wasn t bad enough that the once magical characters suddenly had to have something as ridiculously mundane as motives these motives also had to be clarified In my book that s akin to blasphemy in Wonderland The second symptom bitterness I don t know if it s a YA thing specifically or a recent trend in literature as a whole but the ew stories I have read in the genre carry with them a certain bitterness that goes well with the dark atmosphere in which the protagonists wallow a darkness that was specifically designed to account or such a supposedly mature sentiment Like any bitterness it carries whiffs of pomposity and leads to a certain class of philosophies such as an eye or an eye that sound all the pertinent and alluring due to all the emotional baggage the reader is asked to hold on toAs a side symptom the bitterness as ever crowned with a Black Women Writers (1950-1980): A Critical Evaluation false sense of moral highground and intellectual superiority allowed the author to make a villain out of practically every character While it was innovative to see the Walrus depicted as a ruthless ganglord in the beginning it got old very uickly as all the other characters were made into something similar during the course of this story This bookelt and like black paint being splashed on a painting of a beautiful landscape Darkness was spilled all over the place to such an extent that one wonders why the author didn t choose to do it on a blank canvas instead of spoiling such a pretty place I guess Pajama Party for many it s the contrast that makes it work It didor a long time Bunco Babes Tell All for me too but in the end there was little contrast left as darknessilled the entire Every Day by the Sun: A Memoir of the Faulkners of Mississippi frame I hoped this story would have been about coping about wonderment after disillusionment or aboutinding comfort in magic as cold reality chills your bones but it became something else altogether This is a bitter tale of vengeance Magic love and mystery are just some tiny sprinkles added on this ultimately cold and saltless dish and the abundance of blood does little to hide the lack of tension My Bringing the Outside In final assessment thus becomes two stars as a testament to the Cheshire s enduring grin while the rest vanished into darkness SAY HELLO to one of the creepiest retellings ever writtenI didn t think it was gross or anything of the like but it is really unmistakably disturbing And that sun Witnessing the new somber Alice kill a bunch of murderers completely captured my attention Crazy thing is she still keeps a sliver of innocence through all of that Maybe because compared to her riend THE Hatcher she s a sweetheart But she really made me think of a allen angel ready or vengeance and who would stop at nothing to get what they want EhehehI recall the author did not put much emphasis on the appearance of Hatcher or Alice or a matter of Close to Hugh fact not that we need it so I basically imagined my own sexy Hatcher He s ten years older than Alice and that s a downer in my opinion I reckon he is in hisorties and very much Women and Self Esteem feels his age His being serious all the time seriously never helps in making him sound younger Plus I don t remember him ever cracking a joke Ever He s all about intense glares deep speeches and killing people of courseChristina Henry s writing style is one that will one day make her an international best selling author She might not know it yet but I have a strongeeling that will happen if she keeps writing books as good as this one I am a very hard grader on what I believe MAKES a story the characters But Miss Henry passed the exam with a beautiful mark shall I add As you know this is a retelling of Alice s Adventures in Wonderland a book I was never a Toy to Toy (Disney/Pixar Toy Story 3) fan of So the majority of the protagonists and antagonists we see arerom Wonderland Except unny thing is the author decided to transform the animals we see in the classic into humans So the Cheshire cat is not really a cat None ully keep their ormer personalities seeing that they are considerably mischievous in here if not completely mad and devious but you ll still recognize them in their gestures and voicesSomething I thought was undeniably ridiculous was how easily Alice kills her targets It s not that she s skilled or anything although she does show a promising career in assassination but she s just so weirdly lucky She means to kill someone and because she takes them by surprise they re dead before they can even linch Or she stabs them in the back before they even hear the Catch and Release: Trout Fishing and the Meaning of Life flicker of a movement behind them They never put up aight A tiny bit unrealistic if you ask me How is it that I always end up my reviews on a negative paragraph I promise to start with the laws and end WITH THE WONDERS NEXT TIME THIS the wonders next time This is worth it And you DON T even have to like Alice s Adventures in Wonderland to enjoy it But you do need to manage darkness in your stories Also it may not be
a good idea to read it before going to bed just sayin is a bizarre violent story one ull of menace and dark magic It s trippy the way that every Alice book should be and ull of nightmarish images and themes I loved it or the most partbut BUT I have one problem with it and it s a pretty major one the book is extremely rape y Huge trigger warning if you are bothered by sexual violence of any sort because it s everywhere in this world both blatant and implied and both active and imagined While I ve always thought most airy tale retellings and re imaginings could use a bit meditation on the themes of seduction and coercion it s in the very nature of many of the original stories after all I was extremely bothered by the degree of rape and abuse here If you are able to look past that ugh it pains me to even phrase this in such a way the book is incredibly imaginative and just what a grown up Alice story should be It s well written delightfully weird and scatter shot with wince inducing horror AND A GIANT RABBIT I couldn t turn the pages ast enough and I m very interested in seeing where the story goes next But I also am very disturbed by the rape of past present and possible Fashion Faux Paw future And I m bothered by the implication that all men no matter how good are susceptible to bring overcome by lust even under the most horrifyingly extreme circumstances Somixed reactionsrom me because I Pillars of Light feel so very strongly about the way women are treated in this book and the view of men Please note however the relatively high rating despite that Probably best to judgeor yourself if you re interestedA bit of a polish on this review at some point Find all of my reviews at MITCHELL WASsuch a good idea to read it before going to bed just sayin
IN CHARGE OF GIFS TODAY SO THINGS MIGHT GO A LITTLE PEAR SHAPED Beware the jaws that bite theCHARGE OF GIFS TODAY SO THINGS MIGHT GO A LITTLE PEAR SHAPED Beware the jaws that bite the that snatch Confession time I hate Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass and allllll of the movies that have been made rom cartoon to Helena Bonham Carter musey magic It s just never been my thing save your anger I ll probably post something offensive before this review is even over That being stated Alice probably would have remained on my TBR indefinitely were it not or the awesomeness of my Elf on the Shelf wonderfully wicked book Solibo Magnificent fairy this Christmas Once I started reading Alice I was all I gottaeeling wooooo hoooo that tonight s gonna be a good night Ooooooh doggie This ain t yo grandmomma s Lewis Carroll Truly a Cheetahs' Craving fresh take that was inspired by the original In this version Alice is a resident of Old City s nuthouse Her only companionship comesrom Hatcher someone she can talk tocatch glimpses of through a mouse hole near the New People floor and who didn t get his nickname over a hat Alice didn t always live in Old City though Nooooooo once upon a time Alice was aair haired beauty French Impressions:: The Adventures of an American Family from the right side of the tracks aka New City But Alice wanted to experience a little taste of the dark side of life Boy did she shudder Fastforward back to the present where Alice and Hatcher have a chance to escape the hospital However their only chance of survival is to kill the Jaberwocky No Mitchell not the dance troupe An even terrifying creation In order to comeace to Driving Hungry: A Memoir face with the darkest of all evils Alice and Hatcher must deal with the various local crime bosses including Cheshire the Caterpillar the Walrus Alrighty then Coo coo ca choo to you too MitchellAnd last but most certainly not least the Rabbit Things are even treacherous than they appear and they already appear pretty crappy right as Alice must make her way through the seedy underbelly of a city whose criminals earn their money via kidnapping young girls andorcing them into the sex tradeThis story was DARK and oh so very stabby Do not say I didn t warn you If you re looking The Museum of Us for a cuddly cartoon version of Alice Ce blond hangs in tangles down her back She doesn't remember why she's in such a terrible place Just a tea party long ago and long ears and bloodThen.